A weird thing:

Now as I have mentioned before, I do not have a problem with walking through poop barefoot. So here is the strange thing, I love my dogs but I hate having them lick my face. Now if you really want to know why, now are you ready for this? It is because they lick themselves, well more because of where they lick themselves. When I see a person letting a dog slobber all over their face all I can think is Oh my god that dog licked it's crotch and butt with the same tongue it is slobbering all over your face with. And the very idea of a dog washing my face with the same "washcloth" it used on it's crotch and butt just totally grosses me out. But I do not have a problem with walking in poop barefoot, no problem in the world with something that came out of an animals butt squishing up through my toes, go figure huh? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I am not licking my toes, where as I may end up licking my lips after the dog did.....